Letter of the Week Songs

My Excellent Grammy
(To the tune “Cripple Creek”)

x song

D                            G              D
An excess of x’s is all that I see,
G             A       D
Examining the creases on my excellent Grammy.
G           D
No loops no squiggles, just x’s all over.
G         A     D
Grammy don’t know it, but she’s x’ed up all over.

The other day I teased her, she didn’t seem to mind.
A                    D
Next thing I knew, she’d paddled my behind.

I learned you don’t talk about x’s on folks,
A              D
Just stick to exciting and excellent jokes.